I don't give a frog! - A funny and aggressive way to say you're not paying attentio

A funny and aggressive way to say you're not paying attention to anyone, especially when you're talking to a French person.

I don't give a frog! I'm texting my best friend and you're talking about frogs!

I don't give a frog! I'm eating my sandwich and you're still talking!

I don't give a frog! I'll ignore you until you leave.