I don't give a fig - You can throw confetti, paint, or glitter at me. I still won

You can throw confetti, paint, or glitter at me. I still won't care.

You threw glitter in my face. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You painted my wall pink. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You threw confetti at my head. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'