I don't give a fig - I don't care if you're crying, laughing, or screaming. I sti

I don't care if you're crying, laughing, or screaming. I still won't help you.

You cried about your failed science test. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You laughed so hard you fell off the couch. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You screamed at me for eating your last cookie. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'