I don't feel so good - A phrase that can get you a slap, a punch, or even a full-on

A phrase that can get you a slap, a punch, or even a full-on Tom Holland stan rage if you say it in front of the right person.

I said I don’t feel so good, and my friend threw a pillow at me.

I said it in front of a Marvel stan. I got a punch.

I said it in front of Tom Holland. He threw a snack at me.