I don't even - A way of saying you're so dumb you can't even understand wha

A way of saying you're so dumb you can't even understand what's going on, and you're also laughing at yourself

I don't even. You just said 'The Fuck' and then asked for help.

I don't even. You tried to explain your life to a kid.

I don't even. You think 'mlem' is a real language.