I Don't Eat Ass Face - You get that face when your partner says you eat their ass i

You get that face when your partner says you eat their ass in public and it’s the worst possible moment.

At the mall, my girlfriend said I eat her ass. I hid in the store.

At the bar, my dad said I eat his ass. I got kicked out.

At my brother’s house, my sister said I eat her ass. I ran outside.