I don't do that shit anymore - What people say when they’re trying to be chill but still ha

What people say when they’re trying to be chill but still have the nerves of a spaz.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still scream at my TV like it’s my boss.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still eat the whole bag of chips like it’s a victory.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still talk to my dog like he’s my therapist.