I don't do that shit anymore - What people say when they’re trying to be mature but still h

What people say when they’re trying to be mature but still have the brain of a toddler on weed.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still think my fridge is a portal to another dimension.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still talk to my plants like they’re my parents.

I don’t do that shit anymore, but I still eat the whole pizza like it’s a war.