I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass

I don't judge people by their butt color. I take them all, even the ones that look like they were stepped on.

I don't care if your butt is brown, green, or pink. I'll take it all.

I don't judge people by their butt color. I take every shade, even the ugly ones.

I'll date anyone with a butt, even if it looks like it was kicked by a donkey.