I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

I don’t want a fuzzy mustache, just a little red stripe on my lip tips, or I will scream.

My cousin tried to grow a mustache, now I call him 'Mustache Man' every day.

I told my dad, 'No goatee, no mustache, just a tiny red line, or I’m burning your beard.'

I saw my dog with a mustache and said, 'You are not my dog, you are my enemy.'