I Do Not See The Printer
A way of saying you're too lazy to look, and you're also too dumb to find it. The printer is there, but you're not looking because you're busy being a failure.
I Do Not See The Printer, I’m too busy being a failure to look.
I Do Not See The Printer, it’s probably mad at me.
I Do Not See The Printer, I’m too lazy to walk 2 feet.
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