I do it for allah - Something you say when you’re trying to sound important but

Something you say when you’re trying to sound important but you just got caught eating chips during class

I do it for allah, and your teacher’s face is gonna be the first thing to go up in smoke.

I do it for allah, and your pencil is gonna get a front-row seat to the action.

I do it for allah, and your science experiment is gonna get a new life, as a flaming pile of trash.