I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

I think you're full of crap, but I'll let you go on about it until you're too tired to move.

My mom told me that when I said her cooking was the worst and then she made me eat it all.

My teacher said that when I said the test was easy and then failed it.

My friend told me that when I said his hair was the worst and then he made me do a dance.