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You looked like you were too tired to find something that was right there.

I didn't Where's Waldo it my coffee. I just stared at the table like it was a foreign object.

I didn't Where's Waldo it my wallet. I just checked my pockets like they were my enemies.

I didn't Where's Waldo it my shoes. I just walked out like I was born without them.