I didn't make it - When you're too lazy to walk five feet and end up peeing in

When you're too lazy to walk five feet and end up peeing in your pants like a baby who just lost their nap.

I tried to pee outside but my legs were too weak. Now I look like a soggy taco.

I didn't make it. My pants are now a puddle of shame.

I tried to make it to the bathroom but my brain said no. Now I smell like a toilet.