I didn't ask for a sermon - When you asked for a quick answer and they turned it into a

When you asked for a quick answer and they turned it into a full-blown lecture, like you were their student and they had a grading mood.

'What’s your favorite color?' 'Blue, because it’s the color of the sky, the ocean, and also my revenge against you.'

'What’s that smell?' 'It’s the smell of regret and burnt toast.'

'What’s this?' 'It’s a pen, but also a weapon of mass distraction.'