i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!

I tried to be cool by using Urban Dictionary to define my name and it backfired harder than a middle schooler’s lunch money.

My name means ‘a person who thinks they’re funny but isn’t.’ I live in shame now.

I had to explain my name’s definition to my dog. He looked at me like I was a bad pet parent.

My name says ‘a human who still texts in all caps.’ I am that human.