I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun
I did sneaky, bad stuff to get my online presence stronger and made sure everyone else lost their forever coolness, realness, bugging power, and sex appeal for my own messed-up fun.
I posted a video of them eating spaghetti in the shower.
I told their mom they're a vampire.
I deleted all their favorite songs and replaced them with elevator music.