She’s lying, I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I swear I didn’t., Text from a guy who got caught with her lipstick on his shirt

She’s lying, I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I swear I didn’t., Message from a man who was seen running from the restaurant

She’s lying, I didn’t hit her, I didn’t. I swear I didn’t., Tweet from someone who had no idea what was going on