I declare shenanagins
A shout you make when you're super annoyed that someone did something shady. You say it in front of everyone so they feel even worse.
I declare shenanagins! You texted my crush and said I had a pig for a pet!
I declare shenanagins! You took my snacks and left me with a chicken!
I declare shenanagins! You said I was the worst student in the class!