I crash my camel toe bridge - You ran your camel toe into a bridge because you're too dumb

You ran your camel toe into a bridge because you're too dumb to know the difference between a car and a camel.

I thought my camel was a car. Now I've crashed my camel toe bridge and I'm out of gas.

I don't know what a bridge is. I just ran my camel toe into it and now I'm lost.

Crashed my camel toe bridge because I thought the camel was my friend. It wasn't.