i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

You’re so hungry, you’d swallow a nun’s butt if it came through a convent door on a Tuesday.

I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate after a 24-hour fast.

That sandwich looked so good, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate.

I was that hungry, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate and still complain about the texture.