i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

You’re so hungry, you’d eat a nun’s butt even if it had to go through a convent gate backwards.

I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate after running three miles in the rain.

That cake looked so good, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate.

I was that hungry, I could eat a nun’s arse through a convent gate and still beg for more.