i could eat a buttered frog - when you're so hungry you'd rather chew on a frog that's bee

when you're so hungry you'd rather chew on a frog that's been drenched in butter than wait for dinner.

'I could eat a buttered frog, and I’d still be mad at the restaurant.'

'My stomach is screaming, and I could eat a buttered frog right now.'

'I’d eat a buttered frog if it came with a side of insults.'