I Coordinate, Therefore I Am - I don’t just plot points I make them suffer and then I laugh

I don’t just plot points I make them suffer and then I laugh at their pain while I prove I’m not a figment of some teacher’s imagination.

I graphed my coordinates so hard the pencil broke and I still didn’t care.

I was so focused on plotting points I forgot to breathe and then I passed out.

I made my graph so perfect it looked like it was drawn by a god and I still took credit for it.