i clum - It's a dumb way to say 'I claim' with a little cum thrown in

It's a dumb way to say 'I claim' with a little cum thrown in. Like you're trying to be deep but you're just being gross.

I CLUM I’m so smart I could teach my teacher.

I CLUM I can run a mile and still finish my homework.

I CLUM I’m so cool I don’t even need friends.