I choked on my latte
When you're so mad or confused you feel like your coffee just went up your nose and you're now part coffee and part human.
'I choked on my latte' when my ex said she was 'just vibing with the energy' and I wanted to throw my cup at her.
'I choked on my latte' when my teacher called our project a 'paradigm shift' and it took five minutes to explain what that even meant.
'I choked on my latte' when my mom said she 'curated her aesthetic' and it took two hours to explain it.