i choked it
When you hear something so fake, you want to punch the person, but you just say 'I choked it' and feel dumb for it.
He said he was a genius. I said 'I choked it' and felt like a failure.
She told me I was a 'rising star.' I said 'I choked it' and walked away.
He bragged about his life. I said 'I choked it' and my dog laughed at me.