i can't stand you
When someone says something so stupid it makes your brain shut down and you want to punch them in the face.
My cousin said he’d rather eat worms than go to school. I literally stared at him like he was a monster.
My teacher said pizza is a vegetable. I laughed so hard I cried.
My friend told me he can talk to cats. I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'They told me you're an idiot.'