I can't make this up - You’re so honest it’s like you’re spitting out your soul.

You’re so honest it’s like you’re spitting out your soul.

I spilled my cereal on my mom’s phone. I can't make this up.

I tried to prank my friend and he pranked me back with a banana. I can't make this up.

I failed my science test because I thought gravity was a type of pizza. I can't make this up.