I can't get no - When you're too much of a coward to back you up, and you're

When you're too much of a coward to back you up, and you're too dumb to understand why.

I can't get no from my brother because he won't help me move my couch and he's too busy eating pizza.

I can't get no from my boss because he said no and then went to lunch and didn't even come back.

I can't get no from my crush because he said no and now he's dating my best friend.