I can't get no - When you're on the floor and you're too lazy to get up, and

When you're on the floor and you're too lazy to get up, and you're too dumb to realize you're an idiot.

I can't get no because I tripped over my own feet and now I'm stuck on the floor.

I can't get no because I tried to do a push-up and now I can't move.

I can't get no because my dog knocked me over and now I'm on the floor like a dead potato.