I can't fine my jab
You can't find your jab? That's not a problem. That's a crime. I can tell you exactly how to track it down. And I won't be nice about it. You'll owe me a burger.
You lost your jab because you were too busy arguing with your neighbor about the weather.
Your jab is hiding in your fridge with your expired milk.
You can't find your jab because you gave it to your dog for breakfast.