I can't even - When you get so worked up about something you start talking

When you get so worked up about something you start talking like a white girl in a Starbucks line, and you literally can’t even function.

I saw my crush with my best friend and I started talking like a white girl. I can't even.

I was so excited about my test I started talking like a white girl. I can't even.

I was so mad I started talking like a white girl. I can't even.