i can't dance - A slow, stiff walk where you stretch your arms like you’re t

A slow, stiff walk where you stretch your arms like you’re trying to reach the sky and failing.

My sister did the dance and it was like watching a broken robot trying to be cool.

At the funeral, my dad tried to dance and it looked like he was being tortured.

My teacher did the 'I Can't Dance' and the whole class fell out of their chairs laughing.