My friend asked for a coffee and said 'I want a drink that has beans in it.' The barista gave him a smoothie.

I texted my dad, 'I’m gonna be late.' He replied, 'You’re gonna be late? That’s a problem? I was late to my own birth!'

At the doctor’s office, I said I had a headache. The doctor said, 'You have a headache? That’s not a problem. I have a life problem.'