I can see your tampon string from here
you say to your dude when he's being a whiny mess and still on the blob
'I can see your tampon string from here, Jake. You're still on the blob and you're being a total whiny mess.'
'You're acting like a baby who's still on the blob. I can see your tampon string from here.'
'You're being a whiny mess, and I can see your tampon string from here. You're still on the blob, you fool.'
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