I can see my house from here - A loud, stupid boast made by someone who’s barely high enoug

A loud, stupid boast made by someone who’s barely high enough to think they’re king of the hill, but their house is still a mess.

I can see my house from here, and it’s still got a goat in the backyard.

I can see my house from here, but it’s got more weeds than a prison yard.

I can see my house from here, and I still haven’t cleaned my room.