I can only piss with the cock i've got
When someone doesn’t like what you did, but you didn’t have the tools or the brains to make it better, so you just have to suffer.
My mom said that when I tried to clean my room with a mop and ended up flooding the hallway.
My brother said that when I tried to cook dinner and burned the toast, the soup, and my eyebrows.
My dog used that look when I tried to train him with a laser pointer and a disco ball.