I can make a guitar sing
Making people feel like they're getting a deal, but you're the one who's getting rich.
I told my brother I'd split the bill. He believed me. Now I owe him $20 and he's got a full stomach.
My mom said I could borrow her car. I believed her. Now I've got a dent in the hood and a $500 bill.
He said I could have his old phone. I believed him. Now I've got a broken screen and a $100 bill.