I can has a Cookie?
The most ridiculous way to ask for a cookie. Like a kid who thinks they're a cat and they want a snack.
My brother said 'I can has a Cookie?' and I told him to shut up and eat a sandwich.
My neighbor's kid used 'I can has a Cookie?' and I gave him a cookie just to make him stop talking.
My friend's dog barked and said 'I can has a Cookie?' and I gave him a cookie and a treat.