I can fix her/him/them
The crazy idea that you can take someone who’s been cheating, lying, and stealing your chips and make them into someone you can actually live with. You’ve tried this before. It didn’t work. But you still think you’re the exception.
I can fix him. I’ve fixed my brother’s best friend. I’ve fixed my neighbor’s dad. I’ve fixed my parakeet.
I can fix her. I just need a little time and a lot of coffee.
I can fix them. I’ve fixed three exes, my dog, and my phone.