I can count to potato.
You mutter this under your breath when someone’s online drivel is so dumb you’re too tired to argue.
He posted a 1000-word essay on why potatoes are better than people. I can count to potato.
She spends her life trying to prove that 2 + 2 = 5. I can count to potato.
This kid thinks he’s a god because he knows how to spell ‘god.’ I can count to potato.