I can change him - When a girl thinks she can take a hot mess and turn him into

When a girl thinks she can take a hot mess and turn him into a hot guy. She's usually wrong and ends up with a hot mess who smells like old pizza.

'He's a hot mess, but I can change him. I swear.'

'I can change him. He just needs a shower and a new life.'

'I can change him. Or he can change me. Either way, I lose.'