I blame thor - When you're too stupid to admit you messed up and you make a

When you're too stupid to admit you messed up and you make a god the reason you're in trouble.

Blame thor for my failed video game. He should’ve known how to beat the boss.

Blame thor for my bad grades. He’s got a hammer. He should’ve hit the teacher.

I got grounded. Blame thor. He’s got a thunderstorm. He should’ve warned me.