I blame FedEx - When you're too dumb to realize it's your own fault and you

When you're too dumb to realize it's your own fault and you blame FedEx instead.

I blame FedEx for my failed math test. I didn't study, but I blame them.

I blame FedEx for my lost dog. I forgot to put the dog in the car, but I blame them.

I blame FedEx for my burnt dinner. I didn't cook it right, but I blame them.