I blame FedEx - When you throw a tantrum and yell at FedEx like they broke y

When you throw a tantrum and yell at FedEx like they broke your phone.

I blame FedEx for my broken phone. I dropped it, but I blame them anyway.

I blame FedEx for my bad hair. I didn't brush it, but I blame them.

I blame FedEx for my late assignment. I didn't do it, but I blame them.