I blame FedEx - When you act like FedEx is your personal enemy and they owe

When you act like FedEx is your personal enemy and they owe you everything.

I blame FedEx for my bad mood. They didn't deliver my coffee on time.

I blame FedEx for my lost keys. They didn't deliver them to me.

I blame FedEx for my bad grade. They didn't deliver the answers to my test.