I blame David Day - Whenever things go wrong, you throw it all at David Day. He’

Whenever things go wrong, you throw it all at David Day. He’s the reason your life is a mess, your math is confusing, and your dog is barking at you.

I blame David Day for my math test being hard and my mom being angry.

I blame David Day for my dog barking at me and my shoes being stolen.

I blame David Day for my lunch being sad and my teacher being evil.