i bizzle - i bizzle is a thing that makes you rich. or poor. depending

i bizzle is a thing that makes you rich. or poor. depending on how many you buy.

i bizzle is the reason i have no money left. i bought three of them.

my friend got an i bizzle and now he thinks he's cool.

i told my brother he was a loser for getting an i bizzle. he got mad.